Sweep the producer’s leg. Please.
If released during the traditional blockbuster season, the Karate Kid re-do would make for a cruel, cruel summer indeed.
Seriously – I just watched the original with my 11-year-old daughter and you know what? It holds up.
(Okay, so she did ask once, early on, what was up with the hair, and then she answered herself: "Oh yeah, this was the '80s. Nevermind.)
I ask you: Would Mr. Miyagi find balance in this?