Luke Binkleywalker and the Giant Burger King Darth Vader Death Glass
Adam's recent blog post about the Disney Burger King glasses put a couple notions in my head: First it got me thinking about my old Star Wars glasses, with a Bloom County sidetrack, so I re-read the summaries on the backs of my Jedi glasses. They're not nearly as well-written as their Disney flick counterparts, probably because they function more like photo captions than film summaries. (I mean, seriously – Vader and Luke are throwing down, and we're bothering to mention the funky-hatted Imperial Dignitary, whose screen time you'll miss if you sneeze?)
Second, I thought how much fun it would be to play Mad Libs using those BK Disney glasses as templates:
rub of a magic (NOUN), releasing the shape-(VERB)ing, fun-loving,
(NOUN)-giving, all-powerful Genie, who turns him into a (NOUN).