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A complete and total Redshirt-O-Rama

Redshirts John Scalzi

Image: Tor Books

John Scalzi’s new novel, Redshirts, comes out next week. You can read my review of the book over at GeekDad, along with an interview in which Scalzi talks about science fiction tropes and humor in the genre. Both posts were a lot of fun to write.

May 29, 2012 Posted by | Books, geek, science fiction | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Got Wall?

You know that mark/dent/crack on the wall where you hurled your Xbox/Wii/PS3 controller that day you suffered another Red Ring Of Death/forgot to fasten the wrist strap before bowling/couldn’t shut your friend up before he spoiled the ending of Heavy Rain ?

Yeah, well – I can help you with that. The blemish on the wall, I mean.

In the interest of cleaning & reorganizing, acknowledging that I’ll never have this much extra wall space, scraping together a few extra bucks and finding a good home for some nifty movie and promotional posters, I’ve put all these up on eBay.

We’re talking just over 16,212 square inches – 112 square feet! – of fun stuff here.

Some of what I think are the neatest pieces:

A Star Trek: First Contact double-sided theatre poster with its original mailing tube from Paramount;

A double-sided Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones overseas theatre poster (No, I don’t know what language that is.);

and this M&M’s / Revenge of the Sith advertising poster.

There are also a couple original theatre-used Disney & Pixar posters, a Lord of the Rings theatre poster, and a couple promo pieces from The X-Files: Fight the Future.

I’ve also started everything at the price of just one dollar. Seriously: A BUCK.

This link should get you to the entire listing – 21 posters in all – but if it doesn’t, you can always do an eBay search for user jrb1970.

Who needs repainting or wallpaper when you can put Darth Vader, Captain Picard, the Argonath and Heimlich “I’m a beauuuutiful butterfly” up instead?

March 14, 2010 Posted by | Fiction, Film, geek, science fiction | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

If you can’t get Dad a 12-back Han Solo… could get him something from the GeekDad Father’s Day Gift Guide, to which I contributed some cinematic suggestions. Part one is up today, part two is on the way.

June 1, 2009 Posted by | geek, Science, science fiction, Weblogs | , , , , , , | 1 Comment


(This post about Star Trek is spoiler-free, just in case you’re worried about that sort of thing. Although Rosebud’s a sled.)

Jenn and Kelsey and I finally got to catch a matinee of the new Star Trek on Sunday, so to everyone who’s been telling me, “GogogogogoGOALREADY,” well, I did. And I had a great time and I want to go see it again.

My interest in Star Trek has always fluctuated. Despite the love-of-all-things-outer-spacey that I got from Star Wars when I was six, I only had a vague interest in the original Star Trek series, which the Cleveland independent TV stations aired either late at night or on weekend afternoons which, when I was a kid, were like television Dead Zones. Honestly, I was much more into Lost in Space, probably by default since it was usually on just after I got home from school.

I remember sort of wanting to see Star Trek: The Motion Picture, but I never did catch it in the theater. (Years later, I learned just how good a thing this was. Missing it, I mean.) The next Trek, though, The Wrath of Khan? That one I did beg to go see, and it blew me away: kick-ass space battles, ooky brain-munching worms, and a climactic escape that still gives me goosebumps. I saw the next four Treks in the theater (although Trek V was in a second-run double-feature, and mostly we were there to see Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade again), and as everyone says, the even-numbereds were the keepers. (The shockwave just effing slamming into Sulu’s ship during the opening sequence of The Undiscovered Country is still one of my favorite heartracers ever.)

When Generations came out, I went to see it on opening night with some friends based mostly on enthusiasm for The Next Generation and its incredible final episode “All Good Things,” earlier that year. We liked it at the time, but it didn’t hold up for long, really, although Malcolm McDowell is still entertaining as hell. First Contact was a great rebound, though, and it’s the only one of the Next Gen movies that I think I’ve watched more than once on DVD. Neither Insurrection nor Nemesis have any memorable bits as far as I’m concerned.

As far as the TV shows go, as I mentioned, I only ever really got into Next Generation. Jenn and I watched DS9 for about half the first season. Ditto for Voyager. Never even gave Enterprise a shot.

The J.J. Abrams angle, though, had me interested in the new movie from the start. I’m a big fan of Lost and Fringe, and my wife and I followed most of Alias and Felicity. Heck, I even thought Cloverfield was decent.

After one viewing of the new Star Trek, I loved it. And I think it’s for real love, not another Generations fling where it’s just the newness of the thing that makes me go Wow. And Jenn and Kelsey liked it, too, which I think is a good sign: I expected Jenn to be entertained enough, but it was great seeing my daughter – who’s never watched an episode of the original series and who hasn’t regularly seen Next Generation since before preschool – walk out of the movie excited about it and ready to tell her friends.

I thought the casting was damn near flawless, the dialogue and chemistry brilliant, and the story pretty darn good, and I can’t get over how successfully Abrams and writers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci managed to not only pay tribute to and preserve all the best parts of the existing Trek characters and universe, but come up with a way to reinvent the franchise without actually rebooting it and kicking all the old storylines to the curb.(Yes, there’s bad science and at least one pretty sizable moment of improbability, but if you want to play “What Are the Odds of That” then ladies and gentlemen, I submit to you Exhibit A: “Hold your fire. There are no life forms aboard. Must’ve short circuited.”)

And the opening sequence of the movie is practically a standalone mini-epic that outdid both of the last two Trek films in their entirety.

I’m all for a sequel or two, but I really hope this doesn’t spark the notion that there needs to be another Trek TV series. It seems unlikely that you’d get this big-screen cast interested in it anyway, and they’re a huge reason the movie succeeds. This version of the universe was born big and it needs to stay that way.

May 19, 2009 Posted by | 1980s, Current Affairs, eighties, Film, geek, Ohio, science fiction, Television | , , , , , | 1 Comment

FX Orlando 2009 – Star Trek Stuff

Seems a couple searchers landed here over the past 24 hours looking for some of the Star Trek actors I mentioned in the FX Orlando-related part of my previous post, so in the interest of being helpful to those people kind enough to visit my blog, here are more pictures, courtesy of Jim:

Jonathan Frakes, FX Orlando 2009 by Jim Carchidi

Jonathan Frakes, FX Orlando 2009 by Jim Carchidi

Jonathan Frakes, FX Orlando 2009 by Jim Carchidi

Jonathan Frakes, FX Orlando 2009 by Jim Carchidi

Future Riker: All Good Things action figure, FX Orlando, by Jim Carchidi

Future Riker: All Good Things action figure, FX Orlando, by Jim Carchidi

and finally,

Leonard Nimoy at FX Orlando 2009 by Jim Carchidi

Leonard Nimoy at FX Orlando 2009 by Jim Carchidi

April 22, 2009 Posted by | Current Affairs, Film, geek, science fiction, Television | , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment


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